Westdal & Hayward worked up

Two middle-aged women, who between them have 3 dogs, 2 kids but only 1 fully functioning pelvic floor. They’re a tiny bit cross, they’re not going to take it anymore, they’re dishing it out instead.

These Agony Aunts at Large are needed now more than ever, as the country seems hell bent on making a right royal cock up of just about everything.

And on the occasion of a certain lady’s 70 year reign, a few choice words, woman to woman, might make all the difference.

Join with this pair of post-menopausal Mary Poppins who will use fun and games to help celebrate Her Madge’s Platinum Jubilee with party games like Charles’ favourite “Whose Throne is it Anyway”, a new edition of “Would I Lie to You” especially for Andrew and, a life-size pinata of Meghan donated by Princess Michael of Kent.

Beth Hayward and Freyja Westdal met as aspiring young actresses on a tour where Beth was Freyja’s understudy; a fact that has never been allowed to be forgotten, in a friendship lasting over 25 years.

Together they have supported Dean Friedman on tour, performed alongside and written songs for 4 Poofs and a Piano, and 2019 saw their sell out Edinburgh Fringe debut. Audience reviewers urged others to join in the “glamorous hilarity” and enjoy an evening with these “Fantastically funny & incredibly clever” ladies.

2019 Top 3 finalists for the Funny Women Best Show Award

Most recently seen at The Regent Theatre, Ipswich in a star-studded charity event with Griff Rhys Jones, Eddie Izzard, Clive Anderson, Stephen Fry, Johnny Vegas and Ruthie Henshall  (They couldn’t believe it either!)

★★★★ “Reminiscent of the late great Victoria Wood…The songs are genius…They join the ranks of Fascinating Aida and Flo and Joan.” broadwaybaby.com

“Get in and see them…to die for” Tiff Stevenson – Comedian