Flat and the Curves

As seen on the BBC, the award-winning Flat and the Curves return with their glittering comedy cabaret of unbridled fun!

The girl band with a difference will serve up an hour of exceptional vocals in a no-holds-barred night of original relatable anthems. They’ll tackle some of life’s most important issues, like toxic masculinity, hen-do WhatsApp chats, and finger-banging—no subject is off-limits. Their Edinburgh Fringe show was one of the best-reviewed shows of last year’s festival. They’ve been labelled “the most dynamic girl band to hit the circuit in 40 years” (Sunday Express), and they come highly recommended by the British Comedy Guide. Expect powerful voices and bold statements in a night of hilarity and full-frontal vulgarity.

“A powerhouse cabaret act that burns with the wattage of four distinct stars” – The Scotsman ★★★★★

“phenomenally entertaining…in the best cabaret traditions: sassy, classy and raunchy, all rolled in sequins” – Chortle ★★★★★

“The effect is bizarre: you’re moved by their sound whilst bent double laughing. It’s truly remarkable.” – Broadway World ★★★★★