Counting down the days until she docks, a cruise ship singer entertains punters in the Starlight Lounge. Off-stage, she faces a painful dilemma. Starring Suanne Braun (Mamma Mia!, Netflix's The Princess Switch and Poliakoff's upcoming Summer of Rockets) this one-woman play by Matthew Hurt ("Excellent, compelling" ★★★★★ - Sunday Telegraph on The Man Jesus) is a bittersweet portrayal of a mother's love amidst the booze-soaked absurdity of life at sea.

With original songs by Conor Mitchell (NY Musical Theatre 'Best Score'), Sailing Somewhere played to enormous acclaim in Johannesburg and now makes its UK premiere.

"…a show for the soul" - Tonight

Should you wish to enjoy dinner or a light bite to eat before or after your show, Brasserie Zédel is located just across the foyer from Crazy Coqs. To book a table, please call 020 7734 4888 or visit us online at


Before and during the shows, cocktails, wines, champagnes and snacks are available. We would also encourage you to enjoy a meal in the Brasserie before or after a performance.


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