Flat and the Curves

As seen on the BBC, the award-winning Flat and the Curves return to their sell-out residency with their glittering comedy cabaret of unbridled fun!

The girl band with a difference will serve up an hour of exceptional vocals in a no-holds-barred night of original relatable anthems! They’ll tackle some of life’s most important issues, like toxic masculinity, hen-do Watsapp chats, and finger-banging—no subject is off-limits. Their Edinburgh Fringe show was one of the best-reviewed shows of last year’s festival.

They’ve been labelled “the most dynamic girl band to hit the circuit in 40 years” by the Sunday Express, and they come highly recommended by the British Comedy Guide. Expect powerful voices and bold statements in a night of hilarity and full-frontal vulgarity.

With fans including Drag Race royalty Danny Beard, who describes them as “Six meets Bridesmaids”, cabaret icon Christina Bianco, and comedy legend Stewart Lee, this riotous show provides an evening of belly-laughs, bitter truths, and the sort of catharsis women usually only achieve through screaming into pillows!

“A powerhouse cabaret act that burns with the wattage of four distinct stars” – The Scotsman ★★★★★

“phenomenally entertaining…in the best cabaret traditions: sassy, classy and raunchy, all rolled in sequins” – Chortle ★★★★★

“The effect is bizarre: you’re moved by their sound whilst bent double laughing. It’s truly remarkable.” – Broadway World ★★★★★