Flat and the Curves

Award-winning comedy cabaret band Flat and the Curves return to Crazy Coqs for their last two shows of the year – serving up razor-sharp punchlines and powerhouse vocals. From grape-induced wisdom to group-chat chaos, they spin life’s disasters and absurdities into glorious filth. Where punchlines meet powerhouse vocals… think Fascinating Aïda with a shot of tequila. Bold, brilliant and absolutely ridiculous.

The Sunday Express hailed them as “the most dynamic girl band to hit the circuit in 40 years.” Chortle praised their “near-perfect blend of relatable comedy, barnstorming musicality and bold feminist attitude.” And Drag Race royalty Danny Beard nails it: “Six meets Bridesmaids.”

With only a couple of dates remaining this year, join them for an unforgettable hour of comedy, chaos and unapologetic fun.

“A powerhouse cabaret act that burns with the wattage of four distinct stars” – The Scotsman ★★★★★

“phenomenally entertaining…in the best cabaret traditions: sassy, classy and raunchy, all rolled in sequins” – Chortle ★★★★★

“The effect is bizarre: you’re moved by their sound whilst bent double laughing. It’s truly remarkable.” – Broadway World ★★★★★