Flat and the Curves

Flat and the Curves return to their sell-out residency with critically acclaimed musical comedy.

As seen on the BBC and hailed as “the most dynamic girl band to hit the circuit in 40 years” (Sunday Express), their unique cabaret of camaraderie brings original anthems that satirise modern womanhood. From sisterhoods forged over grape-induced wisdom to chaotic hen-do WhatsApp groups, these powerhouses deliver an unforgettable hour.

Following their critically-acclaimed Fringe show, the ISH Edinburgh Comedy Award nominees uniquely combine exceptional vocals with outrageously candid comedy. With fans including Drag Race royalty Danny Beard, who describes them as “Six meets Bridesmaids”, cabaret icon Christina Bianco, and comedy legend Stewart Lee, this riotous show provides an evening of belly-laughs, bitter truths, and the sort of catharsis women usually only achieve through screaming into pillows.

“A powerhouse cabaret act that burns with the wattage of four distinct stars” – The Scotsman ★★★★★

“phenomenally entertaining…in the best cabaret traditions: sassy, classy and raunchy, all rolled in sequins” – Chortle ★★★★★

“The effect is bizarre: you’re moved by their sound whilst bent double laughing. It’s truly remarkable.” – Broadway World ★★★★★