"Barbie had better watch her back, this girl is going to be BIG" - Lyn Gardner, The Guardian

Following her triumphant debut last year in Clementine's Christmas Special, Clementine is excited to return to Crazy Coqs in her very own regular show!

First the basics, Clementine is a doll who has come to life - think the love child of Barbie and Pinocchio with Joan Rivers as the Godmother. In her new show, Clementine will sing, dance, act and tell stories, both live and in exquisitely crafted films. Just like Barbie, Clementine can go anywhere and do anything as long as she has the right outfit, so expect her to shamelessly raid pop culture for inspiration.

If this weren't enough she will be joined by lots of her friends - the feathered love god Ricky Rooster, the delightful Chanteuse Betty Bar Fly and even more - all brought to life by two of the UK's top puppeteers. There might even be the occasional human guest, check back regularly for updates!

With miniaturised glamour and huge wit, The Clementine Show is adult puppet variety at its very best - a West End Show in a shoe box. Think War Horse, but without the war, or the horse.

★★★★★ "The most gloriously off the wall delight… a comic genius of side splitting invention" - Grumpy Gay Critic

★★★★★ "Wonderfully original" -

★★★★ "There is fantastic individuality to Mark Mander aka Clementine which makes him a true and rather gifted entertainer. Supreme masters of their craft" - Stephen Vowles, Boyz Magazine

The Clementine Show trailer:

Should you wish to enjoy dinner or a light bite to eat before or after your show, Brasserie Zédel is located just across the foyer from Crazy Coqs. To book a table, please call 020 7734 4888 or visit us online at


We serve cocktails, wines, Champagnes and small plates before & during the shows. We encourage you to enjoy a meal in the Brasserie before or after a performance.


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