"Barbie had better watch her back, this girl is going to be BIG" - Lyn Gardner, The Guardian

Clementine, the Living Fashion Doll, is a star of stage, screen and social media. She has performed internationally from Oslo to Singapore, made one series for ITV and two for the BBC.

Following her smash-hit appearances at Crazy Coqs, Clementine is excited to bring her unique brand of humour back to the venue this Christmas. She will be joined by two of the UK's most talented puppeteers to create dazzling visuals on stage.

The show is most like The Muppet Show, with a dash of Avenue Q, a sprinkling of Stanley Baxter and a hearty spoonful of 1970's light entertainment TV specials.

There may be the odd double entendre and the occasional political swipe in the mix, but Clementine is mostly concerned with having good clean fun as she raids pop culture to find inspiration for material.

Expect songs, sketches, special guests - both human and puppet (even Teeny Tiny Trump) - as Clementine hosts a warm-hearted show bursting with imagination.

★★★★★ "The most gloriously off-the-wall delight you'll see… with Mander at the helm…a comic genius of astonishing side-splitting invention. Trot on, War Horse" - Grumpy Gay Critic

★★★★★ "Wonderfully original - you've witnessed something hilarious" -

★★★★ "Clementine Doll is a star, she has equal if not more charisma than the great Miss Piggy" - Islington Gazette

★★★★ "An evening of glamour, fun, film, silliness, this is amazing entertainment. Once seen, never forgotten" - Remotegoat

The Clementine Show trailer:

Should you wish to enjoy dinner or a light bite to eat before or after your show, Brasserie Zédel is located just across the foyer from Crazy Coqs. To book a table, please call 020 7734 4888 or visit us online at


Before and during the shows, cocktails, wines, champagnes and snacks are available. We would also encourage you to enjoy a meal in the Brasserie before or after a performance.


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