Julian Clary, camp comic and renowned homosexual, is in the mood for an intimate evening…

"I have a vision of myself perched on a stool on that little shelf they call a stage at Crazy Coqs. I shall murder a few well known songs and tell saucy anecdotes about my fabulous life. The audience, mainly from the provinces (and dressed accordingly) will gaze adoringly at me, thrilled to be in such close proximity to a National Trinket"

"NB. They must not attempt to touch or breath on me or I shall have them ejaculated"

An Intimate Evening with Julian Clary is about music, an abundance of laughter, sharp-witted jibes - and partying up close and personal with the man himself.

Much-loved comedian and elder statesman of the double entendre, Julian remains one of the country's most popular and least predictable entertainers. He has recently finished a five week run in the London Palladium panto. Now he's in the mood for more adult entertainment. Be warned!

"Prince of mince: Irresistible Clary is a living treasure in world of comedy... That trademark delivery - arch, yet warm with hints of naughty secrets at every turn - remains irresistible" - Metro

"His hetero-teasing is a thing of joy... He's a funny man, and a deceptively skilful one" - The Times

Should you wish to enjoy dinner or a light bite to eat before or after your show, Brasserie Zédel is located just across the foyer from Crazy Coqs. To book a table, please call 020 7734 4888 or visit us online at


Before and during the shows, cocktails, wines, champagnes and snacks are available. We would also encourage you to enjoy a meal in the Brasserie before or after a performance.


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